ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute 

queeflto:

i want 2 exercise but i want 2 large pizzas

(Source: rediba)

shitty-url:

If I ever feel better.

oomshi:

britney spears a fish to feed her family 

claire-redfield-lover:

(◠‿◠✿)  Claire Redfield (◠‿◠✿) 

cokeflow:

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair

By Yuqiplus

illustratosphere:

My Neighbor Totoro by Pronounced You

mafiamillajovovich:

Resident Evil Extinction 2007

roastings:

“are you straight or gay?”

yes

morrimparyam:

prettyspookyforaredspy:

panic?? at MY DISCO??!!?

NO PANICS AT MY DISCO

(Source: prettyflyforaredspy)